wouldn’t ship with a 50-foot bargepole / don’t ship / enh, okay / yeah, sure / i’m not okay with my weird affinity for this pairing / i will ship them in hell
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS shit dead end
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
haha ok let me just put on my make-out playlist first.
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
can somebody write this
is this a written thing
or even the other way around a woman batman would be nice
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
Write a scene with your character that includes
Without a Valentine’s theme, or mention of the day.
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
specifically old ladies
she real gud at make them dicks
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
heY IM ON THERE WHOA
#mutants are a metaphor
People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED
THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION
AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER
SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:
THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them