What's on second?

put a ship in my ask

wouldn’t ship with a 50-foot bargepole / don’t ship / enh, okay / yeah, sure / i’m not okay with my weird affinity for this pairing / i will ship them in hell

callmekitto:

YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS shit dead end

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

mandatoryupgrades:

haha ok let me just put on my make-out playlist first.

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

micamicster:

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life

can somebody write this

is this a written thing

or even the other way around a woman batman would be nice

wwwwhhhhhaaaaattttttttt

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

CHALLENGE

farleythewolf:

tehsharkie:

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

Write a scene with your character that includes

Red

Chocolate

Hearts

Without a Valentine’s theme, or mention of the day.

Good luck.

#PS I see you thinking murder. Try again.

DAMN IT

I’M CRYING.

religionconfusesme:

jasrnin:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

specifically old ladies

she real gud at make them dicks

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

lizthefangirl:

heY IM ON THERE WHOA

lonestargreat:

bluestalking-fox:

#mutants are a metaphor

People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

grippedbydestiel:

sirspnstersociopath:

BUT GUYS

HAS ANYONE MENTIONED

THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION

AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER

SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:

THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL

*screaming*

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them